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Hoken4500's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 13 (From 4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 95 Points

Meaty Boner

Raging Hot Boner Unlocked 6/3/17
5 Points
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 1 5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time 5 Points Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Beat Level 2 10 Points Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beat Level 4 25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner 25 Points Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat Level 5 50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/150 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
That was smart Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You are a murderer Unlocked 5/15/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Suicide 5 Points You monster.
AI never gives up 25 Points You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 4/11 (40/395 points)

Robinson Crusoe: The Game

Tool Finder Unlocked 6/3/17
5 Points
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Happy Shack 5 Points Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survivor 10 Points Survive the cannibal attack
Always Energetic 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Fed Well 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Forever Satisfied 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Never Thirsty 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Built All 50 Points Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Wilsooonnnn! 50 Points Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 5/15/17
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Drunk Driver Unlocked 5/15/17
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Strong Armed Unlocked 5/15/17
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 7/20 (45/500 points)