The forsaken candyland’s saviour of the Fyre spewing mountain unicorns, betrayer of worlds and protector of cannibal-gummybears. I'm also taking commissions...
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Find the hidden button
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Blow up a jeep